Avalon5
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Apr 24, 2009
Well, I went back to the LCSW for my follow up appointment. Far from being disturbed by my responses to the standardized test, he was pleased to report that I have, in his exact words, " a very healthy ego".
I could have told him that without forking over the co-pay.
So I have the green light from him to continue. He thinks the only issues I need to address are my propensity for regularly skipping meals, and the lightening-fast manner in which I consume a meal.
I also had my first meeting with the nutritionist, and she expressed the same concerns. After Gastric Bypass, if I eat my food too quickly, it will be virtually guaranteed that I will enjoy every meal twice----once going down and once again coming back up.
I will also have to learn NOT to drink with a meal. Because of the tiny pouch size, drinking at the same times as a meal causes a false sense of being full, yet the nutritional value of the food is not attained.
I promised to be on my very best behavior and to be perfect and act perfect and look perfect.
And my promises were rewarded.
I was given a 5 day Protein Sparing Modified Fast to complete.
Que? You say.
For the next 5 days, I can have NOTHING but proteins as the mainstay of my diet.
Simple! you quip.
(Let me just warn you that if you quip again, I promise to hurt you.)
It may seem simple, but here is how it breaks down:
9 ounces of LEAN protein a day, broken up over 3 meals. 3 cups of boullion a day to replace salt.
Gallons upon gallons of sugar-free beverages such as water or crystal lite. A day.
THAT IS ALL. FOR 5 DAYS!
The idea is that you are forced to make drastic, albeit temporary dietary changes that can actually be scientifically borne out at the end of the 5 days. It tests your willingness to comply with what you are told, it tests your ability to change the way you cook and eat, and at the end of the 5 days......
it tests your urine to see if you are a cheater.
If you do not spill ketones as a result of this restrictive 5 day torture test, you fail.
No ketones, no surgery.
I am only on day 1 and have already survived an acute bout of gagging over my lunch.
The next 4 days should be delightful.