Jesus loves me this I know for the Dr. told me so

Dec 07, 2009

So went to the surgeon today. His fucked up intern couldn't find the hernia's at first and apparently last weeks trip to the ER the CT scan failed to pick up the hernia's that were there on the one in Sept. So he thought I was smokin' crack..

Fast fwd 20 min, REAL dr walks in. examines me and poof, not only do I have 2, but he finds a 3rd bouncing baby girl growing inside me RIGHT there where I keep saying I hurt like hell at and was convinced my intestines had moved. (oh I had tried to ask mr. stupid intern about my intestines sitting in my pelvic again, he tried to tell me they were suppose to be there cuz of my surgery, I tried in a very beth way to explain that intestines in an empty uterus cavity was NOT what I signed up for when I had my weight loss surgery, he didn't get it.)

So right now, total hernia count is 3. Then Mr. Real Dr. asks me 2 questions, 1 being the dumbest a weight loss surgeon could ask, the other proving jesus loves me.

#1, Are you done losing weight?
My VERY baffled look followed by a "um well I lost 3lbs in the past week since I was last here. I had weight loss surgery and I have an 18 month window, I am in month 13. I can't predict what it will do from here but I am comfy with where i am"

#2- The Jesus question- I see you have some fat and a bit of xtra skin, would you like it removed?
Me-Well insurance won't pay for it
Dr-yes they will, it's "medically necessary vs. cosmetic"
Me-YES!

So on Jan 4th, I get my plastics, er I mean fat removal & the 3 hernia's fixed..

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