EGD!!!!!!

Dec 10, 2009

Well today was the EGD my daughter took me and we got there at 0600 bright and early!!!!! Traffic through ATL never changes good thing I drive in it every morning or else I'd would have been cussing early in the morning with road rage. It is colder than a mofo anywho I made it there on time. Went in signed in waited about 15 min and was off to put on a gown. Now first and formost I thought to myself I know I'm a bariatric patient but the nuse looked at me and gave me a gown it was a 5X I  said to myself dayum do I look that big to u honey!!!! Me being in the frame of mind I was in I started to give it back to her and say honey u can fit this better than me. But my dtr looked at me and gave me that eye Dont go there mama look So I backed down!! And did as I was told well the Iv deal went ok  2 sticks which is not bad since my veins are tiny. The nurse was pleasant and great waited about 20 min and was off and running to the OR. Once I got there seen my surgeron off the bat and ans the same millions of questions and then they anes PA said oh I see you will be getting a lil extra twilight I said yep!!! I'm a cutter upper see laughed and said alrighty then I asked what it was and she tried to diss me and said a lil meds that relax u and some meds t dry up the secretions. I repeated the ? 2 her and asked her again what it was she tried to play me again and said some lil sleepy meds I was ticked (maybe I got up on the wrong side of the bed) Then the anes came over introduced herself I said am I getting Versed and Demerol and atropine she looked at me and said no you will be getting ect....... I said why couldnt the PA tell me that she said she didnt relize you would know!! Wow!!!!! what  diff does it make anywho she asked did I know about the meds then I informed her yes I also was a nurse she looked and aplolgized I told her reguardless if I was in the medical field or not she should have said the name and kept it movin. When she went back to the PA  and  Her face was like  I closed my eyes and enjoyed the ride LOLOLOLOL..................

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