Food Food Food.. it can be so rude crude and lude.

Dec 23, 2008

I guess its time I got on the soapbox and ranted about how much I really dont like having little variety in my meat choices. I am so sick of chicken I started plucking feathers last night from under my shoulders. My teeth are forming into a beak. I want to peck people.. Its to the point that I hope I can go a week without chicken. Chicken is like Diet Coke. If you go out to eat and want a soda they got all sorts of sugared drinks but only one diet one.. Its almost the same if your not wanting seafood and steak tastes like its going to return to the top at any second.. What is a poor boy to do.. EAT DAMN CHICKEN.. My kids bought me stock in Chick fil a. All the cows on my road are painting themselves black and white and holding up signs saying Eat more Chicken.. And what the heck to they do with all the dark meat on a chicken. I would not mind settling for a leg now and then rather than poking a breast in my mouth that is no where close to the sort of thing I do find rather nice. White Chicken meat is just about the most digestible stuff in the world but I am sick of eating it.. Ok I have ranted the coop down the street is breathing easier and the hens are laying again.. I am going to be looking hard at those cows down the road.. A bar be que would be just about right in the dead of winter..

0 Comments