OT: Birds and the Bees
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I
born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you were
going to find out anyway! "Your Mom and I first got together in a
chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met
at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to
upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, a little Pop-Up appeared
nine months later that said: You got Male.