Will I ever learn?

I didn't get home until 11:30 tonight and skipped dinner. By the time I walked in the door, I was ready to eat a truck. I grabbed a serving bowl of chicken salad out of the fridge and dug in. I live alone so I get to do things like drink out of the carton and eat out of the bowl. So as I'm putting away shovelful after shovelful of chicken salad, it dawns on me that I'm eating alot. Hmmmm.... Maybe I should stop. About 15 minutes later, it feels like an elephant is giving birth in my pouch. Yeow! I head for the bathroom with two dogs and three cats trailing behind. Picture me hurling my brains out with a dog sitting on either side, a cat on the sink, a cat on the tub and a cat on the back of the toilet. Don't these animals have anything better to do? Now I'm laughing and hurling at the same time, thinking about this ridiculous scene. The good news is that I have proof that my food was well chewed. Well I had proof before I flushed. OK, no more being lazy and eating out of the serving bowl. No control over what's going in that way. Next time I ladle out a serving. Connie - who's not the brightest clown in the Volkswagen these days.

I have so been there and done that! I may not live alone but my DH has been able to eat 'real food' and well I haven't so we have had seperate foods. Honestly I have been there and done that and guess what... 2 dogs and 2 cats followed me too! I swear, it's like they think that if they can't see me I might just escape from the bathroom leaving the door closed to confuse them! I tell all of them the same thing I tell my kids.... there's only one way out and eventually when I'm done I WILL COME OUT! Gayle -37

God, you are sooooo funny. Having said that, TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF!!!

oh yea-been there done that......

Have a cat also but she dont like me like she does my kiddos....ive never been mean to her i think she just knows shes not my fav. But my 5 year old thinks i can get out that little door too without her seeing.

Oh Connie! I hate to laugh at another person's misery, but well, you just have a way with words! Dina

hell, at least you weren't stuck dumping in the ladies room at Cracker Barrel like SOME people I could name. Yesterday, I ate a little bit of everything on the Country Boy Breakfast and I did not over eat but it took me four tries to get out of the bathroom for good. When I felt the hot flash come over me followed by chills, I knew it was my first official dump. NOT A HAPPY WLS MOMENT!!