How Attractive is This?
Warning - Unattractive information ahead. In fact, it's every bit as lovely as the belly button rash. lol
For the last several months, I've been in a vicious cycle wearing a girdle to pull up the panni and support my back and the rashes that it causes on my posterior because I don't do well with latex or elastic stuff. I'll take a break from the girdle for a couple of days to heal the rash on my butt and then my back starts to kill me from the hanging skinnage up front. Back to the girdle and then I have the rash flare up again.
I'm having an especially lovely bout of the rash right now so I went to the doctor this morning. He informs me that I have an infection... of the hair folicles. I look at him and say, " So are you telling me I have a hairy ass?" He snorts at me and tells me that everyone has hair folicles on their butt, mine just happen to be infected from constant girdle-itis.
Well isn't that attractive? I tell him that I think I might run home and write a personal ad. "Single female with hairy infected ass seeks man in coma for good time." He passes coffee through his nose and after blotting my file with a tissue, assures me that my ass is not hairy. Gee, thanks.
I'm feeling very pretty right now.
Connie
Erma was from Phoenix also. I think it's the water. I don't think Erma ever published anything about a hairy ass infection, but I could be wrong.
My PS consult is March 31st. Believe me when I tell you that I have documented every last bump and spot. My doctor is sick of me. On Sunday, my sister is coming over to take nekkid pictures of me. Lucky girl. I did spare her from having to take butt pictures because I just reached around and snapped until I got good enough pics. I will however make her take naked butt pics just to be evil if she irritates me between now and then.
Hugs,
C.
This is just what I needed to read this morning. Thank you, Connie for a geniune laugh. Rest assured, also, that we all relate to this so much more than we should, 
Do you keep a journal with these entries? It would be awesome to see your postings chronicled, or in a book! 
,
Beth
'How puzzling all these changes are,' said Alice.
'I'm never sure what I am going to be from one minute to another.
However, I've got back to my right size:
the next thing is to get into that beautiful garden.'
HW- 313 SW- 298 CW- 149 GWR- 114 - 150 lbs
www.meltingmama.blogspot.com/ Reenie- 
Thank you so much, and I hope you guys don't mind that I read/post on your board... I am an early 4/2004'er so I can relate a lot to the stages you're all in... I post too much on the 4/2004 board already,
b e t h
'For I was never so small as this before...,' thought Alice.
HW- 313 SW- 298 CW- 149 GWR- 114 - 150 lbs
http://www.meltingmama.blogspot.com/ - updated all the time... my journal
Thank you so much, and I hope you guys don't mind that I read/post on your board... I am an early 4/2004'er so I can relate a lot to the stages you're all in... I post too much on the 4/2004 board already,
b e t h
'For I was never so small as this before...,' thought Alice.
HW- 313 SW- 298 CW- 149 GWR- 114 - 150 lbs
http://www.meltingmama.blogspot.com/ - updated all the time... my journal 
Ah Connie.....You're one of a kind!!
I came home from work in a really pissy mood this morning and I just about choked on breakfast when I read your post! I'm now in the process of cleaning fat-free cottage cheese from my monitor!! While I'm sure that your rash is no laughing matter, your presentation is, as always, PRICELESS!! Thanks for a major upgrade to my attitude and I hope that your folicles calm down soon.
Mike
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