A LITTLE HUMOR FOR A GRAY DAY

Hi all - I know, if you read what I wrote earlier, followed by this, you're probably supposing that I'm a schitzophrenic - well, you're probably right! I thought this quite funny and uplifting...pun intended: MID-LIFE MUSINGS... In mid-life, women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag. Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around. Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless. Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell--and those will too!" Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and we're sitting on our biggest ones. Mid-life is when you look at your-know-it-all, cellphone using teenager and think: "For this I have stretch marks?" In mid-life, your memory starts to go. In fact the only thing we can retain is water. Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs By Rand McNally -- more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of Wisconsin. Mid-life means that you become more reflective...You start pondering the"big" questions. What is life? Why am I here? How much Healthy choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice? Feel free to add your own mid-life two-cents! Love ya, Maureen

Very cute...thanks for the laugh, I sure could use it!

Very Funny, I am still laughing!! Marilyn, the Bearlady