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Topic: RE: Great Mystery of Disappearing Boobs!
"Flapjacks" ! That is a good one. Fortunately my husband has not given mine a nickname yet. If he reads this post he surely will! Thanks for sharing. Nice to know I am not alone. Not a very popular subject- but it is my personal reality.
Topic: RE: A bariatric Christmas Poem for you all...
Outstanding effort, my friend! Well done and Merry Christmas!
Greg
(342/197/185)
Topic: RE: Great Mystery of Disappearing Boobs!
Sounds too familiar! I used to be a 40D now I am a 34B! My husband calls me "flapjacks"!
Melanie 229/132
Topic: RE: A bariatric Christmas Poem for you all...
I actually thought about doing the same thing for my friend who had bypass yesterday! How funny! This is an awesome poem. Thank you for sharing it with all of us!
Melanie 229/132 Cruisin to Hawaii in less then 24 hours! I am wearing a bikini!

Topic: RE: PREGNANT AFTER ONLY 8 MONTHS?
Thanks Pamela,
I am working on getting a nutrionist, Spent all day Friday on the phone with my Dr's office and insurance company. I found out it will be covered by my insurance and I am all set. Just need to find a participating one in Aetna and one who is familiar with Gastric Bypass Patients.
I really appreciate all the support from everyone. You have all put my mind at ease and your prayers and well wishes are really being felt here.
Thanks So Much.
Love
Darlene
Topic: A bariatric Christmas Poem for you all...
THE NIGHT BEFORE SURGERY
Twas the night before bypass, when all through my gut
Not a morsel was stirring, not even a nut.
The suitcase wass packed by the back door with care,
In hopes that a new me would soon return there.
I lay nestled snug in my bed
While visions of calories danced in my head;
And me in my plus-size pajamas and wrap,
Had just settled in for a long, restless nap.
When deep in my mind there arose such a clatter!
I sprang from my dreams to see what was the matter.
Away to my fridge I flew like a flash,
Ripped open the door and drooled at the stash.
The moonlight reflecting off the beautiful snacks,
Gave a luster of radiance to all on the racks.
When what to my owndering eyes should appear?
But an array of the comfort foods I hold so dear!
With a familiar feeling of all those I'd pick,
I thought in a moment I just might be sick.
More lovely than angels their voices they came,
And they whistled and shouted and called me by name;
"Now pizza, now french fries, now chocolate galore,
On cheesecake, on ice cream, on donuts and more!"
From the tip of my tongue, to the bottom of my toe,
I will miss you all more than you know.
As a addict that shakes and stirs as he sits,
I'll mourn the loss of my delectable hits.
So back to my bed I went with great haste,
And settled back down with nary a taste.
And then in an instant, in pre-op I sat,
Nervously waiting to no longer be fat.
As I sat deep in thought and adjusted my gown,
In came my surgeon in one single bound.
He was dressed all in scrubs
From his head to his feet
And he seemed very calm as he eyed me, like meat.
He looked at my chart, with his scope gave a listen
I don't think he noticed my eyes start to glisten.
He was chubby and plump, he could lose some himself...
And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know, I had nothing to dread
He spoke barely a word as he prepped for his work,
He paused for a moment, then turned with a jerk.
And laying a finger aside of his face,
And giving a nod, out of the room he did race.
He checked in the next day, to his students gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim as he waked out of sight,
"Speedy thinness to you and a healthier life!"
Merry Christmas to one and all!!
Chris S.
Topic: RE: PREGNANT AFTER ONLY 8 MONTHS?
Hi Michelle, No I wasn't on the pill. I can't do the pill because of my blood pressure. We used Condoms: ) Guess my husband has some great swimmers! Can break through latex!
Thanks
Darlene
Topic: RE: PREGNANT AFTER ONLY 8 MONTHS?
Congrats on the pregnancy.
Recent studies have shown that by taking your regular vitamins (2 flinstone complete or equivelent) plus 2 pre-natal vitamins, plus extra sublingual B complex- you can grow a happy healthy baby just fine. Enjoy this pregnancy and worry about losing again later.
I just met with my nutirtionist today to plan for pregnancy and she was very helpful. I would recommend getting into a good nutritionist to guide you along. Also Vitamin World sublingual B-Complex test very high when labs are drawn. My surgeon said it is one of the best. When he got my results commented that other patients struggle and thought the brand was to credit.
It took my husband and I 13 years to get pregnant and it happened during the one time I was losing weight. I had dropped 43 lbs and it finally happened. Enjoy- take care of you and the little one.
PS. A nutritionist can give you ideas on how much or little weight you need to gain. Hope you post pictures of the little tot when he/she arrives!!!!!!!
Topic: Great Mystery of Disappearing Boobs!
Okay-
So I am finally going to ask this question. Has anyone else lost so much from their breast size you are a little embarrased at how you look?
I have always been a busty woman. Too busty probably. Then this miracle of WLS happened and whoo****'s as if a magician removed the insides and left me with these deflated balloons.
I mean really- how much further can they droop and not become part of my belly-button.
Seriously, I have to work hard to stuff all that skin into a bra. Now it looks fine once I am done but ya know! I also have noticed that I feel almost numb towards the nipple (sorry if this is TMI for some). Dr. wants me to wait another 6 months before considering surgery but man- it feels and looks weird. I have gone from a 50 DD/G to a 42 B/C.
Maybe some just do not feel comfortable talking about this issue but the loose skin is something to deal with. I am fortunate that I have no loose skin in my face, knees, and limited amounts on my thighs, but the rest- ......
Can anyone relate????




Topic: RE: Anyone else having bad month?
Thank you for posting this
I have lost 1 pound in the last 5 weeks. On aug. 30th at the doctors I was 163 and today I am 150 pds. But on Nov, 16th I was 151 pds. I am also grazing to much....I weigh on the 16th of every month, I do go to the doctors on the 20th and I will see what I weigh there....I noticed that alot of replys are from around the same time of surgery as myself. We can make girls!!
Best of luck to all of us.
Janice
231/150/?
5`1 and a half
52 yrs

