Railroad Woes
Two drunk farmers are helping each other home late one night, staggering down the railroad tracks. After about half a mile, Vern declares. with some annoyance, "Shoot, this sure is a long staircase!"
At that Chet slurs back, "Well, it ain't the stairs that're botherin' me so much as these stinkin' low handrails."




At that Chet slurs back, "Well, it ain't the stairs that're botherin' me so much as these stinkin' low handrails."



