Vickie

Julie C.
on 11/20/08 8:47 pm - Gulf Shores, AL

An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-20. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOMMORROW, GOD IS ALREADY THERE!"
JULIE
Certified OH Support Group Leader - Weigh Down (Baldwin County)
RNY 1/17/06

Julie C.
on 11/20/08 8:49 pm - Gulf Shores, AL

RNY on 01/17/06

Alabama Dumb Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

You must have windshield wipers on your car.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Masks may not be worn in public.

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

You may not drive barefooted.

It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

Incestous marriages are legal.

Anniston

You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

Jasper

It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

Lee County

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Mobile

It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.

It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.

Montgomery

It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOMMORROW, GOD IS ALREADY THERE!"
JULIE
Certified OH Support Group Leader - Weigh Down (Baldwin County)
RNY 1/17/06

Michele Luv
on 11/20/08 9:42 pm - Birmingham, AL

RNY on 07/27/06

I am ROFL this morning @ Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

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Julie C.
on 11/20/08 9:44 pm - Gulf Shores, AL

RNY on 01/17/06

Now you don't want to be arrested do you!!

You might need an attorney.. or that Get outta Jail Free Card

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOMMORROW, GOD IS ALREADY THERE!"
JULIE
Certified OH Support Group Leader - Weigh Down (Baldwin County)
RNY 1/17/06

Michele Luv
on 11/20/08 9:47 pm - Birmingham, AL

RNY on 07/27/06

..oh i keep that card close when shopping with my sister Vickie!!

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Vickie G.
on 11/20/08 8:51 pm - AL

REALIZE Band on 03/30/09

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."

Julie C.
on 11/20/08 8:54 pm - Gulf Shores, AL

RNY on 01/17/06

I'm looking over those Alabama dumb laws and thinking how many I have broken!
Then.. I'm thinking Crook and salt on those tracks!!!

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOMMORROW, GOD IS ALREADY THERE!"
JULIE
Certified OH Support Group Leader - Weigh Down (Baldwin County)
RNY 1/17/06

Vickie G.
on 11/20/08 8:59 pm - AL

REALIZE Band on 03/30/09

We will have to bail him out today , he got in the doghouse for the sugar rush

We must help him !!

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."

Julie C.
on 11/20/08 9:08 pm - Gulf Shores, AL

RNY on 01/17/06

Awwww.... I bet it was cold in the doghouse!!

What happened to his cushioned chair

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOMMORROW, GOD IS ALREADY THERE!"
JULIE
Certified OH Support Group Leader - Weigh Down (Baldwin County)
RNY 1/17/06

Vickie G.
on 11/20/08 9:13 pm - AL

REALIZE Band on 03/30/09

That was part of his punishment he also cannot Copy and Paste any more Its a Black Day

Nothing tastes as good as being thinner feels.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

"Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal."