Only in Alabama

Only in Alabama          

The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.     The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.       The third man married a girl from ALABAMA . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Gotta love them Southern Belles!!!

Cute Miss Mary! You come up with some of the best things!

Hey--Not meaning to hijack your thread, but wanted to ask--have you made arrangements to go to Top Of The River yet--on the 28th? If not, you are welcome to ride with me--just let me know.

Carolyn~

Hey there!  We thought about you today.  We were in Huntsville.  I should have called but I have never been one to be too spur of the moment.  TILL NOW and I loved it today.  Being spur of the moment I mean.  Felt funny not being at church, but we needed today.  A break from moving and unpacking!  LOL  See you soon!!

Hey to the Culpeppers too! WELCOME TO HUNTSVILLE. I sure hope everyone treated you well! Keep my phone number handy and call anytime. If I am not at work, I am usually free to go on short notice.

Carolyn~

(You have a PM)

Only in Alabama!!

  TOO FUNNY!!  Allison is still laughing about you making "him" walk to school and the door off the hinges!!  We sure did enjoy our breakfast with you this morning!  It was a delight to share your birthday!  WE LOVE YOU Aunt Mary!!

I was just trying to make her realize how good she's got it. Shannon and Adrian picked me up after church and took me to Huntsville. I enjoyed our time together, we'll have to do it again. Ya'll take care and you have my number. Love, Aunt Mary

It happens in Mississippi too, just ask my hubby!!! LOL!!!