How the world works today

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while

 Slicing salami at work,
 He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day

 for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

 Your family blames the

 Tobacco  company.

If your neighbour crashes

 Into a tree while driving home drunk,

 He  blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are

 Brats without manners, 

You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a

 Deranged madman,
 You  blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks

 Into the ****pit and

 Tries  to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,

 And  the passengers

 Kill  him instead,

 The  mother of the crazed deceased

 Blames  the airline.

I must have lived too long to

 Understand  the world

 As  it is anymore.

So, if I die while my

 Old  wrinkled butt is parked

In front of this computer,

I want all of you to

 Blame  Bill Gates.