Oh CRAP! Dropped My Phone in the Toilet!
HeeeHeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
OK, I know it really isn't funny and shame on me for laughing at your misfortune. But I did get a chuckle from this post!
I can remember a few years back we used to work a wknd at Taste of Orange County. One of the guys we knew dropped his walkie talkie/phone in the porta potty. Picture the nasty porta potty at the site at Griffith Park. Ewwwwww!!!!! Would you fish anything out of there?? No way!
Cyndi T. 

Rita 

No porta potty fishing for me!!
C h e e r s,
gene