***V.I.P. (VERY IMPORTANT POST) PLEASE READ***

jilliecats
on 8/4/09 7:53 am

Because of all the trouble Kiersten has caused regarding the OH "pay for play" clause in the TOS, I have come upon an idea that will be of great benefit (at least to me anyways) and will let me "cash in" on this latest phase of lunacy brought to us by the OH moderators.

From now on, y'all will be charged to read my posts. Since I am by far the most intelligent life form posting these days now that specific others are gone, you should feel so privileged and honored for the right to read of my thoughts.

I am still working out a price list, but it will probably work out that, for the best value, reply generically to me as a personal response will take more of my time and therefore, be much more valuable and I will have to charge much more for this use of my time. Of course, if you wish advice, there will be a sliding fee scale depending on the level of advice requested.

Just deposit your money into the pay pal account I have set up with the e-mail addy: [email protected].

Oh, and for an additional fee, once I have raised enough funds from posts/advice to buy those bubbies, I will let you cop a feel of them.

Hmmmm, this is the PERFECT plan. I am so wise that I even amaze myself.

Finally, as an aside, I am taking bets on how long this posts stays on the board before it gets pulled. Sheesh, can't you mods take a joke?











jillie

Jilliecats

SUNRAY
on 8/4/09 7:56 am - Sacramento, CA

RNY on 03/16/09

Dang, Jilli...you almost got me to go along with your wild scheme :-( I was all for helping ya but then you went and blew it with the touchy stuff...ewwwwwwwww ROTFLMAO
Nancy aka Sunray

243.0/213.0/141/130 Highest/Surgery/Current/Goal

MadameJoy
on 8/4/09 8:02 am - Jamestown, CA

RNY on 08/19/08

GOOD ONE!!!!

This is what happen when you start losing...your $$$ goes to clothes instead of food.LOL

Monica P.
on 8/4/09 8:34 am - Long Beach, CA

RNY on 07/19/07 with

For a percentage of your profits I am willing to reply to each of your posts....since I am by far one of the more popular OHers...this will increase traffic on any threads that you may start.

I'll have 'my people' write up a contract and send it over to 'your people'.

oh, and You're Welcome!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Katt M.
on 8/4/09 8:37 am - Fontana, CA

RNY on 04/29/08

LOL

~Katt~ Obesity Help Support Group Leader
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/abetterclassoflosers/
Sexy isn't a look, it's a state of mind. ~Me~
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. ~Dr. Wayne Dyer~

Kirsten :-)
on 8/4/09 8:58 am - Agoura Hills, CA

I'M IN TRAINING AND YOUR HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! http://apla.convio.net/site/TR/Events/NationalAIDSMarathonTrainingProgram-MARATHONONLY?px=1351601&pg=personal&fr_id=1050

Ms Shell
on 8/4/09 9:12 am - Hawthorne, CA

VSG on 11/26/07

damn i hit reply just let me know how much I owe you...

"WLS is only for people who are ready to move past the "diet" mentality" ~Alison Brown
"WLS is not a Do-Over (repeat same mistakes = get a similar outcome.) It is a Do-BETTER (make lifestyle changes you can continue forever.)" ~ Michele Vicara aka Eggface

Spartacus
on 8/4/09 9:30 am - Desudava, Thrace, XX

Jill, this is a fabulous idea. So fabulous that I plan on CASHING IN myself. As the foremost acknowledged expert on OH spouses and fantasy football, I hereby announce my services to those who are interested. Please send donations to my personal Cayman Island bank account. It is listed under "OH Spouse and fantasy football expert fund to allow me to pay my mortgage and spend money at OH events" I plan on picking up my money on a OH-banned cruise TBA. Kevin, I've already opened a revolving account for fantasy football advice for you. I know how much you need it.

Seriously what a load of BS this is. I guess we will have to meet at the library like someone else suggested. Just don't pay for a library card.

Spartacus, KIng of the Spouses