70's Bra Burning!

I was thinking today about the women in the 70's when they were burning there bra's for liberation.. Well I have some liberation for myself.. Anyone feel free to join me. Im starting a list and here are some of mine feel free to add to the list.. IM READY TO BURN: GRANNY PANTIES PLUS SIZE MAXI PADS QUEEN SIZE PANTY HOSE WIDE WIDTH SHOES HUGE BATH TOWELS TO COVER IT ALL ANY SHIRT OR PANTS WITH THE LETTER X ON THE LABEL GOPHER GRABBER ( i want to get in a chair without fear and get stuff off of thetop shelf myself) BRA EXTENDERS STRETCHY TYPE ANKLETS AND LAST FOR LAUGHS. THE FIRST BOY THAT SAID "GOSH YOU ARE WIDE HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH" ! FOR ME THAT WOULD BE TIM SHEPPARD FROM CENTRAL MIDDLE SCHOOL 16 YEARS AGO.. GOSH I HELD ON TO THAT FOR A LONG TIME.. COME ON SURGERY!!!!!!!!!