LISTEN UP BANDSTERS...YOUR BAND IS TOO TIGHT WHEN....
Hello,
I was just thinking to myself and there are sooooo many bandsters on this board right now probably cannot attempt to eat chicken or any meat for that matter...LOL...trust me I have had every fill level there is...too loose, just right and too tight....
When I post about my sweet spot, I DO NOT WANT TO LEAD ANY NEW BANDSTERS ON to thinking that sweet spot equals two teaspoons of soup and boom you are full....NO that is too tight .....So if you are seeking restriction like this I want to far warn you it will not happen without pain, heartburn/daily PBing aka vomiting and possible setting yourself up to get your band completely emptied or worse removed.....
Here are clear signals of your lap band too tight, whether you want to hear it or not...here goes...
1 If you are at Walmart looking for a Magic bullet to pureed your food...and you are over 6 monthS to a year out from surgery...your band is too tight...
2. You wake up in the middle of the night choking on your own spit...your band is too tight
3. You can barely swallow your spit....your band is dangerously too tight...LOL..
4. You regurgitate and wake up with vomit in your mouth...yes this happens...your band is too tight
5. You wake up with hot poop (bile in your mouth) ..you are dangerously too tight
6. You no longer sleep with your husband at night and and the recliner is your new best friend, coz you no longer can sleep flat without regurgitation and fear of aspiration in your lungs....
7. If you start to live like a vampire since you cannot eat anything solid until after sunset or before 6 pm...LOL...your band is too tight
8. Hey it's Thanksgiving...you should enjoy right? your family is serving a typical bandsters meal...lean turkey, green veggie...string beans and sweet potatoe...this is what a typical bandster meal should be....but guess what ? You cannot eat this...your band is too tight
9. Your husband no longer wants to kiss you anymore fearing you may PB in his mouth...yuck...your band is too tight
10. You post a rant message on the board, because you have not lost any weight and you do not understand why... since all you have been eating is soup and pureed food...your band is too tight
11. You can no longer eat while sitting down, you have to walk around to get tiny partical of food to go down....your band is too tight
12. Your list of foods you no longer can eat or tolerate ...with them coming right back up is a mile long....your band is too tight
But if you can eat about 2 oz of solid protein and a couple bites of veggies per meal...with no heartburn/Ping and get full really quick and brag about all the weight you have lost....NOW THIS IS YOUR SWEET SPOT BANDSTERS...
Although this post sounds very humorous...I am dead serious on the symptoms of a too tight band...
Now enjoy the rest of your day!!!!
NaNa
on 11/21/06 1:59 am - Big Sky Country, ID
on 11/21/06 2:17 am, edited 11/21/06 2:22 am - Northern, VA

on 11/21/06 2:43 am - Big Sky Country, ID