I'm back and B*TCHin'

Neighbors grrr!!   Yes I know it is the country that is why I do farming.  I also know that the roosters crowing can be annoying, but I haven't had the time to put them in the freezer.  And what you call "junk" is registered farm equipment so you need to go back to your yard and keep your drunk arse over there or next time we get to shoot you!!!!!!  

....ok - your post cracked me up!!  I know exactly what you are talking about - I am a country girl - and neighbors can be a bear!!!    ....especially in the spring when the "aromas" change!!  (nothing like opening the windows to air out the house - only to have it end up smelling like the Barn!!! hehe)

I love the smell of my farm, horses, hay, all the good stuff  The chickens I keep pretty clean so they don't smell.    If I ever told the old farmer that does corn in the back of our property about that neighbor he would shot him himself :) 

1 yr old INSIGNIA tv with no picture   of course it is 2 wks past the warranty exp so what do they care?  I spoke to a instrumentation tech (coworker)who just replaced the "lamp" in his tv and is confident that is what the problem is..  ok   probably 200.00 part.   Called Insignia...  sorry no warranty  transferred me to best buy to set up a rpr ..   uh huh.. $100 to show up +parts+ labor $50 for the 1st 15 min! It went down hill from there and I laughed at the man and hung up.   Called Insignia back to see if I could get a parts manual (must have called India) it took a full 5 min of explanation to get him to understand PARTS not USER manual.  Didnt have one (yeah right) transferred me to best buy service who didnt have one either he then transferred me to someone he was sure would...  transferred and DISCONNECTED. I am square one.    DONT BUY INSIGNIA from BESTBUY

My computer keeps freezing up when I am trying to download pictures to send to Walmart to get ordered so my crazy MIL can see her only grandson that she hasnt seen in about a year.  She wants to know if I have studio pictures from the last few years??  Yes I had some, but don't ask me where the extras are since we have moved and I don't know what box they are in.   Electricians( sp??) who don't follow the diagram for the hot tub hook up and now we have to wait another week before we can use the brand new empty hot tub sitting on our deck.  If they would just get over themselves and look at an instruction diagram we would be soaking in the nice new tub instead of looking at it! School gets out in 1 week( preschool) and now I am going to lose my 3 hours of peace and quiet that I get twice a week. My dang band that can't make up its mind if I am too tight or not, either I am ok one day or too tight the next. Guess that is it for today!

All of that weight that was just falling off of my body has stopped.  In fact, I put two pounds of it back on.  ****** me off royally!!!!  And if my husband tells me one more time that I just need to be patient I'm going to punch him right in the nose!! 

Well I have a few complaints today.  First I agree with the earlier post about the IRS!!  They are f-ing idiots.  I also stayed on hold but for 35 minutes.  I did our taxes on my computer using Turbo Tax and had the taxes direct deposit.  Well our check should've deposited on May 2nd, well when it didn't I called.  Well for some unknown CRAZY reason, because I used "turbotax" our check will be a paper check and will be mailed no later than the 30th.  Isn't this the craziest thing ever???  I mean, it's not that big of a deal because I'm not needing it until we leave for Florida on July 5th but it's just the whole principal.  2nd, I have 2 employee's that drive me out of my mind.  I mean they ask me questions that I have to look the answers up to so why can't you freakin look them up yourself.  Imean do you actaully think I know everything about every roduct and every price for every product we offer...Hell no I don't!!  You can look it up just like I can.  3rd, Gas prices are ******g me off....I mean they want to give us the stimulus check to help out the economy, but how about lower the gas prices so we can actually afford to spend money elsewhere.  I mean it's coming to a eat or buy gas thing:)  WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING TO??? I LOVE THIS POST!!! 

My gripe is this....  My oldest daughter (12) took her last TAKS Test last week.  Now they are doing nothing.  The school here doesn't get out for the summer until June 6.  Her last test was last Wednesday.... they have watched movies and had free time every day since then.  It just ****** me off that because this stupid testing is over they stop teaching.  Today they are having music day.  All the kids can bring their MP3 players or cd players and listen to music all day.  Tomorrow is water day.  They have all types of water games.  Sounds like a kids dream but it is really such a waste of time.  My DH is off for the next two weeks... we could have planned a vacation if we knew this was all they would be doing rest of the year.  They've even closed the library for the rest of the school year.    I know this may sound like a stupid rant to you all but heck we could do all of this at home each day and get 2 hours of extra sleep each morning..LOL

My daughter and SIL decided to go to a friend's wedding in Fl. The wedding is Sat but they are leaving at 4am on Thurs. and returning Sun nite. Guess who gets the 4 kids for 4 days???? Yeah, me-codename SUCKER.... i do love being with my grandchildren though. Actually I have them 3-4 times week anyway, but now it's all night as well. And who didn't know that yesterday the 1 year olds' ear ruptured so he is now on 2 ABXs as well as drops in his ears and is about as cranky as can be. Oh what a wonderful weekend this will be. Oldest one is 8 and all she wants to do is go to friends' houses, so I'll have to schlep all 4 around with her. Wish me luck! I really am happy they are going away and hope they have a wonderful time, but the babysitter may be on Xanax by the time they get home. JK.....