Early B*TCHFest: Because YOU asked for it!

I'm so sick of this lazy POS in my office calling me on the phone and asking me to come get reports from her all the time like she's really busy.  It's her job to bring them to me when she's finished.  I'm at the front counter and I'm not supposed to leave unless I get someone to cover for me.  Then she throws in ... "and, oh by the way, can you also grab something off the printer for me on your way by? ...  and take this to so-and-so while you're up walking around?".

What really ****** me off is that she's usually surfing the net when I go back there.  I'm busy!  The only reason I'm not at my desk is because you acted like you were too busy to bring it to me.  Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!

We arrived here at work to about one dozen horseflies buzzing around and have also found a ton of ants. Upon further inspection, we noticed a dead pigeon carcass on the balcony. Yep, flies and ants feeding upon it. Now they are inside the office. It is NASTY!!!!

We have a "pigeon problem" here because on the lower level of our building, there is an animal rights organization. They protested and won over the building owners/managers to not put out stakes and or other deterrents to keep the pigeons off of the ledges, balconies, et al.

Some of those mofos even FEED THE PIGEONS!

Gahhhh!!!

Amazingly I have nothing to ***** about RIGHT NOW.....

BUT give me a few more hours 
 
I am sure someone will **** me the hell off.

I can send my coworker over to leave a giant skid on your toilet seat, if you want!!

Political rant here so be warned!

WTF with parents who are afraid to let the President of the United States speak to their children about the importance of education and staying in school?  For gripes sake, he's the PRESIDENT elected  by a 10,000,000 vote margin and deserves more respect than that.  Do they actually think he can "damage" their children with one 19 minute speech?  Wow.  I believe these are the same people who allow their kids unrestricted access to the Internet, violent, sexist, and homophobic video games without supervision, and who drop their kids off at church for someone else to rear not them.  I believe these are the same parents who  will smoke3+ packs of cigarettes per day in their kids' presence but believe a few words from the most important person in the world about education is going to harm their children. 

I'm just saying - it is certainly American and acceptable to have a disagreement with policy and with politics - god knows I have had for the past eight years, but as scary as he was, I would not have taught my child that President George W. Bush was unworthy of his attention.  I would have discussed the speech and told my child why I disagreed with any particular position.  Your kid then has the best of both worlds, exposure to what's out their and editorialization to help them process.

I could go on and on, but I"m waiting for the bus to get here so I can see how the President's speech went today.  I've got a bright 13 year old, and I am not afraid for him to hear ideas from a Columbia and Harvard educated individual.  As my kid knows, it's all about the education!!

Good Day!  Plus 7 days out from surgery, and I've had significant mid chest pain today.  What's up with that?

 Couldn't agree more. I don't get all the drama. Like he was going to discuss Health Care Reform and Abortion to a bunch of kids? Seriously people??!!

Amen!  Some people will try to make his speech about education a political issue.  Those people NEED some education.

I hear ya on the airport issue.... I hate having to wait around forever at the airport.

What do I have to ***** about?

I am SO sick of letting people treat me like dirt. The worst part is that it is all my fault. They hurt me yet I bounce back for more! Over and over and over like a frickin' punching bag. I just started therapy with a woman who works with WLS patients so I am hoping that it'll really benefit me. I am having a lot of issues with my self-esteem but damn it I am very determined to deal with it!

I am also getting depressed that I can't find a job. I've been unemployed since May. Yeah, I'm young... so that works against me, and finding a job with a journalism degree isn't always the easiest, but I really hope things turn around for me soon. I am so sick of being absolutely broke. I hope things turn around... I'd love to find a company that needs a proofreader or a writer for documents. I am kind of drained on the TV news end of things...

Also, can't reach onederland. gggggggggggggr I'm stuck between 202-206... it's driving me NUTS! But I can't give up now!

Yeah, but BABY - That avatar pic is FABulous!!!!

well for starters it really makes me mad when young salespeople call me miss !!! I am a 57 yr old granny and by no means am i even close to my "miss" days.  Just because they are 20 something they should learn the word"condesending". I think I hate that more than the first time in my 30's someone called me mam..  I made a big pot of chili that I could eat on for the week, and my **** ass lazy sons who are in their late 20's and cant find work ate the WHOLE damn pot when I was at the pool with my grandkids, and then had the nerve to ask whats for dinner...I told them a big pot of get the hell out!  same **** different day...sue