Early B*TCHFest: Because YOU asked for it!

I feel like *****in' but don't really have anything to ***** about other than the usual - wishing the scale would move downward faster.  I'll ***** about myself.  Why can't I get my head out of my backside and motivate myself to exercise?  I have a very nice recumbent exercise bike in the garage that I should be able to use even with my bad knee.  I have been saying for months now that I'm going to have my boyfriend bring it in so I can start using it, but have I?  NO.  In fact, just last week he asked when I wanted him to bring it in.  I said, oh, not just yet.  I'll let you know.  I guess I could use one of your "Ass Kickins" Bette.  I'm doing pretty well with my eating although I did eat some popcorn yesterday.  It's just amazing to me that stuff like popcorn can be eating with no difficulty and in great quantities, but the "good" food can't.  A little goes a long way.  Oh yeah, and will the head hunger EVER go away?  That little MAN (it's got to be a man!) inside my head just won't shut up sometimes!  I'm with Elena - can't seem to get to onederland - fluctuating around 205-207.  Maybe getting on that bike would help, you think???  I'm my own worst enemy.  One nice thing - I went shopping the other day.  I still have a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that I can actually pick up designer clothes in a 2x and they will fit.  They look so small compared to what I'm used to.  If only I was taller I'd probably be wearing 12/14 instead of 2x...but 2x is better than the 5x I used to wear!  Okay, now I'm rambling and not *****ing so I'll end this now.
Cindy

"THEREINLIES THE PROBLEM" - ahhhhhhhhhh - if I hear the guy I work with say that one more time I am going to lose my freaking mind. I am sure he says it no less than 5 times every single day of life.

This one is kind of selfish but it ****** me off. We have a little friendly competition at the gym and last month I won (lost 4 lbs - more than anyone else). Anyway, the prize was $120. The girl who was collecting the money spent in and has to pay it back. Said she would leave it for me at the gym last Thursday. Nope. Said she would leave it there today. Nope. I'm pissed off but I'm also angry with myself. She is getting separated from her hubby and she emailed me to say she has other things on her mind. I can understand that, and I can sympathize but the selfish, self-centered side of me wants my effing money!!!!!!!!!

Why the hell didn't the cable guy come as scheduled today?  Well, I called and the idiot woman I talked to last week  scheduled it for NEXT Tues. !  Stupid ***** I talked to her on Thursay and said next Tuesday, not 1 a week from next Tues.  So now I've re-scheduled for this Thursday.  We'll see...

Why oh why can't my DD find a doctor who can figure out what's wrong with her?  She has had diarrhea so bad that sometimes can't make it to the bathroom.  Colonoscopy showed nothing.  (Thank God) Lactose intolerance test tomorrow.  She has been dinking around with doctors for 3 months.  WTF?! 

You have done such a good job b*tchin' about stuff that irks me too, I had to think... and here it is...
WTF is up with the morons who design larger sized women's clothing?  Just because the size is larger doesn't mean the colors need to be louder, the prints huge and obnoxious and the stripes horizontal...hello?  just wanted to be sure that you notice my fat ass, yes doesn't the giant neon print do my cellulite proud?   Let's not forget the blouse-y tops that on me look like maternity wear, nothing better to accentuate my giant gut.  And the t shirts that get wider but not longer with the bigger sizes...muffin top hell, I have the entire bakery hangin out there. 

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The above link reminds me of how you all feel in this B*tch Fest Post!  I hope you all enjoy it and sing it to all you are *****ing about. :)

I didn't have any complaints yesterday.  Oh what a difference 24 hours makes.
Why must my silly dogs bark at everything!  My beagle has a high pitched screaming type of bark and my Great Pyrenees has a DEEP woof.  Also, why did my dumb beagle go outside and run around for 20 min. then walk in and pee on my floor????????

Husband's...yes dear, you can help around the house, it won't kill you!

Daughter's...yes dear, you can help around the house too!

Political BS...why do people think our pres. is the almighty savior...he hasn't done anything to deserve that title.  We honestly and truly don't know the affects, good or bad, of the bail-out yet.  I will praise him for cash for clunkers.  He should've done stuff like that instead of bailing out the banks and AIG!  Also, why are the Dems on the R&R board so pre-occupied with the Rep?  They act like a 2 y/o with the name calling and finger pointing...good Lord grow up!

Staff members...just because I'm not there today doesn't mean that you have to call me every 2 sec.  The place will run without me! 

I'm tired of having a principal the lies.  Do you honestly think that we don't talk or that we are not smart enough to figure it out???   Get some balls man and be honest!

I'm fed up with gaining and losing the same 10 lbs!

BTW...leave my religious beliefs alone!  The fact that I believe in a higher power does not make me stupid.  I don't call non-believers stupid for not believing I would like the same consideration!

And while I'm at it...the R&R board.  I think it's a bunch of crap for people to cut someone else's post from another board and then paste it on R&R just to make fun of them.  Talk about a bunch of cowards that can't fight their own battle they have to get others involved.

gummy bears...I can't give those stupid little things up.  it's Satan in a jar!

Boy I feel tons better:)  Bette...I appreciate you so much.  I love b*tchfest and I love seeing you on Facebook.  Have fun in Vegas!