my Doctor

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist Friday.
THis morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
me  that I had been rescheduled at 9:30 am today . I had only
just packed everyone off to work, and it was already around
8:45am . The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have
any time to spare. 
 
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment. 
 
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little
surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh
of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping,
cleaning, cooking. 
 
when my daughter was got home, she called out
 from the bathroom, "Mom, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get
another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that
was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it." 
 
I'm Never going back to that doctor. Ever. This is a joke, you've probably seen it before, there is no way i'd go for my physical withought a shower. 

Tooo funny Cheryl you really got me I am so gullible. That would be funny though lol

oh my effin god I havent laughed this hard in such a long time, I even read it to my hubby.... he's still laughing. Thanks so much we needed that!!!  Lynn