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AH COME ON!!! WE all need a good laugh!!
Pre: in HS hanging upside down in a skirt in the bleachers
...yeah, undies a showing!Post: had a "squeeker" that got noticed~ THANK GOD it didn't have the usual stink that follows!!!!
NEXT!! Let's share, laugh and get to know each other AND know that we aren't alone and that life is a blast!!
HUGS & BLESSINGS!
~Sandie~ 
-147!!WLS:12-12-06:Preop 268,Ht.5'4",BMI 44.9
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"Do unto others as you'd have done to you"~ The Golden Rule to Live by!
You are what you EAT and WHO you hang out with! Choices=Outcome~ what's YOUR choice??
I'm not perfect but I am going to die trying!!!
This is happened when I was only 16 years old. I was on barn duty--being a farmer's daughter from Elderon, WI--and while trying to wash the udder of a fairly fresh cow, she kicked me a good one. Without thinking, I kicked her back--and ended up with the second toe on my right foot bent up--opposite of what it should be. My parents were not home, so I called our neighbours--who took me to the local clinic. All the doc did was grab the toe and pull. The toe straightened out. My pride was not so easily fixed! My parents thought that was pretty darn funny.
I was remininsing last winter with the fine folks who had hauled my butt to the doctor, and they had just chalked it up to a chance to get to know me better, God bless them!
And post-wls: Quin and I were shopping at JC Penney's and I let slip a a really rank fart. Luckily, I had my Glade mini with me--and as Quin ran from the area, I sprayed behind me, not looking to see how many people were gagging. Quin was absolutely aghast! But thems' the breaks...
I am laughing with you my dear Sweet Sue! Thanks for the 
!Hugs & Blessings!
~Sandie~ -147!!WLS:12-12-06:Preop 268,Ht.5'4",BMI 44.9
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"Do unto others as you'd have done to you"~ The Golden Rule to Live by!
You are what you EAT and WHO you hang out with! Choices=Outcome~ what's YOUR choice??
I'm not perfect but I am going to die trying!!!
Oh honey, my fingers don't have the energy!
I have smacked a dear friend on the ass... only to discover it WASN'T my dear friend.
I have discussed the HOTNESS of one of our carpenters with a friend on the phone, not realizing he had returned to the office next to me and heard every word. (I got flowers from him the next day, tho!)
Post-WLS Gas? Ask Sherry or Rose. Or hell, just about anyone else that spends ANY amount of time with me. I'm used to being alone in my office before I leave - so once or twice, I've let one rip, only to discover there's still someone in the Settlement office behind me!
There was also the bubble-blowing incident on the pep-band bus in High School. Scandalous...
Imperfect does not = unsuccessful
HUGS/LOVES/BLESSINGS
~Sandie~ -147!!WLS:12-12-06:Preop 268,Ht.5'4",BMI 44.9
Click on link to see my journey!!!
http://www.onetruemedia.com/my_shared?z=2bfaca5561a1d558fceb
87&utm_source=otm&utm_medium=text_url
"Do unto others as you'd have done to you"~ The Golden Rule to Live by!
You are what you EAT and WHO you hang out with! Choices=Outcome~ what's YOUR choice??
I'm not perfect but I am going to die trying!!!
I know, this is going to be a hard one to believe.
LOLI smoked some "stuff" in Jamaica 3 years ago. And I didn't even catch a buzz. How damn disappointing!
(I heard it happens to all weed virgins, tho.)Now on to funniest. My kids would tell you that the funniest thing I do is when I try to make them laugh and I shake my booty and dance uncontrollably. Makes 'em laugh every time! I feel like a dork but I just call it exercise and it makes it less traumatic for me. haha
HUGS/LOVE
~Sandie~ -147!!WLS:12-12-06:Preop 268,Ht.5'4",BMI 44.9
Click on link to see my journey!!!
http://www.onetruemedia.com/my_shared?z=2bfaca5561a1d558fceb
87&utm_source=otm&utm_medium=text_url
"Do unto others as you'd have done to you"~ The Golden Rule to Live by!
You are what you EAT and WHO you hang out with! Choices=Outcome~ what's YOUR choice??
I'm not perfect but I am going to die trying!!!
