Mount Poopus

Thanks for the great giggle!  I too, have been there, done that. 

 I'm just sitting here laughing!  What a visual you created!    I too have the same problem and have to take a double dose of Miralax every single night.  I told my husband that before surgery I used to have a "night cap"  and now I can't do that, so I mix up my Miralax and call it my "night crap"!'
 Lovely isn't it?

I'm glad you lived to tell the tale!