IF MY BODY WERE A CAR

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull; but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Sounds like me. If I were a car I am sure I would be in the junkyard not walking around. Lucky I am not a car. I feel old and worn out at times but I still can outwork a lot of younger people who are just plain lazy. I am not lazy everything just does not work so well anymore. I know my warantee has run out long ago.

LOL This is so accurate! If my body were a car this is exactly how it would be described.