A WARNING TO WOMEN !!!!
A WARNING TO WOMEN !!!!
>This is a heads up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet,
>and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have
>read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he
>was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend,
>this one is not. It's happening every day.
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>My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was
>Just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone
>else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would
>have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose
>thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer
>looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to
>living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.
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>Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was
>next. I know it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new
>rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower
>than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear
>end complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that
>long skirts would stay in fashion.
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>It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One
>Morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated
>as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the
>hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one
>section at a time. How clever and fiendish.
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>Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed,
>something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without
>warning. In despair I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next?
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>My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey
>it now resembled. That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on
>the medical profession by myself.
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>Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee. That really isn't
>plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are
>getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect
>someone has had a face "lifted", look again. Was it lifted from you?
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>I think I finally found my thighs...and I hope Cindy Crawford paid a
>Really good price for them!
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>This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night.
>WARN YOUR FRIENDS.
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>P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I
>was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed
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>I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as
>I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband... 
I can relate to the waistband hiding area!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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I can relate to the waistband hiding area!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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