The Purina Diet.....Have you heard of it???

Every year people complain about the extra weight they put on during the holidays. This may come in handy for those that are concerned with the extra few pounds. (Have you heard this one?) I have a Golden retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (DUH!) On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! I thought we could all use a little humor about dieting this morning.... Hope everyone has a blessed day.... God bless Rachael

Thanks!! That is a good one. Colette

so cute, I had to tell that one to my husband.....vesta

hahahaha- now thats one I havent tried!

OMG I love It. Julia

Now that's a diet I haven't tried!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!