WHAT PART OF BROKE DONT YOU UNDERSTAND
> > > >>>> > A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
> > > >>>>confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
> > > >>>> > "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
> > > >>>>minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
> > > >>>>high-powered vacuum cleaners."
> > > >>>> > "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money," and she
> > > >>>>proceeded to close the door.
> > > >>>> > Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
> > > >>>> > pushed
> > > >>>>it wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said, "not until you have at
> > > >>>>least seen my demonstration."
> > > >>>> > With that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
> > > >>>>carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
> > > >>>>manure from your carpet, madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
> > > >>>> > The old lady stepped back and said "Well I hope you've got a good
> > > >>>>appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of
> > > >>>>broke did you not understand?
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