2 BIG WOW MOMENTS ALMOST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Everybody,
I just wrote this big post and lost it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have sloooooooooowwwwwwww dial up and it makes me sooooooooooooooooooooooooo maaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Well I am not even gonna try and do it again.
The one thing I did want to say is ...............................................................
I am only eight pounds from living in ONE-DER-LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And from losing 100 POUNDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two big milestones and WOW MOMENTS at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I was so hoping to have lost the 100 pounds by my six month anniversary which is
2-17-06 next Saturday, but I don't think I will lose 8 pounds by that time 
But I am elated for what I have done and for God giving me this chance, I praise His name for all the great things that have happened to me since I began this journey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love to you all!!!
Brenda
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. ****er Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,
CATS HAVE STAFF!
Well I am not even gonna try and do it again.
The one thing I did want to say is ...............................................................
I am only eight pounds from living in ONE-DER-LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And from losing 100 POUNDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two big milestones and WOW MOMENTS at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was so hoping to have lost the 100 pounds by my six month anniversary which is
2-17-06 next Saturday, but I don't think I will lose 8 pounds by that time
But I am elated for what I have done and for God giving me this chance, I praise His name for all the great things that have happened to me since I began this journey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love to you all!!!
Brenda
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. ****er Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,
CATS HAVE STAFF! 
See ya Monday Night!!!!
Andrew 
I want to know what you are eating and doing to get that much weight off? wow that is amazing. I have only lost 2 pounds this month an i am sick to death of trying to get off more. I wish i could follow you around and see what you are doing different than me. You are amazing. keep up te good work Jan
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