I found out whats wrong, I got AAADD!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water. I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: The car isn't washed The bills aren't paid There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter The flowers don't have enough water, There is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, And I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.... Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!  For me, Jan, Janet, Mel, Tammy, Lana Oh hell, for all of us  RIGHT??? THOUGHT THIS WOULD GIVE A GOOD LAUGH!

yep that is how it is lol lol

morning gals  some body must of been watching me when they wrote this, i dont know how many times i have found myself doing this..go to do 1 thing and end up doing a bunch of other stuff  hahaha boy its been HOT and lets get the rain dance going, its so dry here and havent had rain in forvever!! u asked why people lurk but dont post, some times,  no a lot of times i just lurk and read cos it makes me feel better to know im not the only crazy woman( LOL) or the only 1 who has the everyday life problems, i gain support and strength from all you gals and guys here.... well my 1st appt with Dr H is getting closer and closer its the 29th.and we started this journey Feb 6st...seems it took forever to get here, ive almost completed my 2nd month of 6 month diet but havent lost much at all this month with it being hot i cant follow diet all i seem to be doing is drinking and drinking but i know i will get back into it soon.... only 9 more dasy till  ourmonthly group get together!!!! i love it!!! well every 1 try to keep cool the best u can and i love ya all love

Susan,   Oh how funny!  ----At least it is funny to read about it....but when I'm in the midst of doing all of these things, or at the end of the day.....I feel like I'm goin' nuts.  LOL! Not too long ago I invited a couple of friends over, and after watching me fritter around for awhile....the one said to me, "are you sure you don't have ADD?!?"    LOL!    She wasn't mentioning anything that I hadn't already noticed about myself. Oh well!   Have a great day, Beca