New High Protein Diet (but I dont recommend it)
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Duh?
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes everywhere and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.
Life is short. Break the rules,
Forgive quickly, kiss slowly,
Love deeply, laugh uncontrollably,
I love my neice for passing this story along to me.
We all need to take a few minutes out for a good laugh.
and never regret anything that made you smile !
Okay - my contribution to make you smile 
:
A woman took her new litter of Golden Retriever puppies to the vet for their shots and general physical exam. Being quite proud of her charges, she goes on and on about their cute antics.
The vet, upon looking in the box and seeing the puppies crawling under and over one another, quickly realizes he's going to have a hard time keeping track of which one has been treated. So while he's listening to his client, he turns on the water faucet and after treating each puppy, he wet his finger and wipes it on each puppy's head.
After the fourth puppy, he notices his client has gotten very quiet. The vet continues on and after he finishes treating the last puppy, his client leans over and looks into the box and whispers, "I didn't know they needed to be baptized too."
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Traci <*)))>< | Sullivan, MO
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Lap RNY 7/27/04
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Traci <*)))>< | Sullivan, MO
Join My WLS4Health OH Group
Lap RNY 7/27/04
My blog: http://wls4health.com
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