Would you Remarry? Too Funny!
My cousin sent this to me yesterday. I had to share.
> Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading
> when the wife looks
> over at him and asks the question.
>
> WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get
> married again?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
>
> WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
>
> WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
>
> WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)
>
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
> WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.'
>
> WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
>
> WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'
>
> WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to
> do.'
>
> WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'
>
> WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'
>
> WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'
>
> HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed. '
>
> WIFE: - silence -
>
> HUSBAND: ' . . . ****'
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