KIds and Biology
> A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
> 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,'
> she says.
>
> A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
> stuttered.'
>
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
> could become,
> asked the little girl to describe the incident.
>
> Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my
> kitty and the
> Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and
> before we knew it, he jumped
> over the fence into our yard!'
>
> 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
>
> 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty
> raised his back, went
> Sssss, Sssss, Sssss and before he could say '****'
> the Rottweiler ate him!'
>
> > The teacher wet her pants laughing.
> 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,'
> she says.
>
> A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
> stuttered.'
>
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
> could become,
> asked the little girl to describe the incident.
>
> Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my
> kitty and the
> Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and
> before we knew it, he jumped
> over the fence into our yard!'
>
> 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
>
> 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty
> raised his back, went
> Sssss, Sssss, Sssss and before he could say '****'
> the Rottweiler ate him!'
>
> > The teacher wet her pants laughing.
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