Purina Diet
I just had to share this new diet with you, it seemed so pertinent to my
crazy household.
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my
dog. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse and because I was feeling
cantankerous, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I
ended up in the hospital last time.
On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs
in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
had poisoned me.
I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my
butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!
Sorry if it grossed anyone out,But i am
in the floor with tears LOL.
crazy household.
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my
dog. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse and because I was feeling
cantankerous, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I
ended up in the hospital last time.
On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs
in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
had poisoned me.
I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my
butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!
Sorry if it grossed anyone out,But i am
in the floor with tears LOL.
Renee
If He bring's you to it.... He will bring you through it. 
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