Stud-Waiter Outfit for U. Festival

Guys,

Got a minute to make a quick post to say hello. We had our university festival and the students did their own mini cafe with cake and ice cream parfaits. I was responsible for walking around campus and chatting up people to send them to the cafe. Came back with about a zillion female fingerprints all over me. Everyone wanted to know if my  muscles were real, or if I had implants  and something stuffed in my shirt.

The uniform was my idea and a surprise to everyone. Funny that no one was aware of the "exotic dancer" connotations of the cut-off sleeves. It was like replacing the guy in the Mickey Mouse suit at Disneyland with a male stripper, that's how much attention I got.

Life Afer WLS is Fun, but I'm behaving myself!

Dave

Two of the 100 18-20 year old cuties I work with:

 

Me and a corworker and students' "dreams in English" in the back:

 

Aah, to be able to look at those girls every day at work.  Why are you behaving yourself?  By the way, I want to be a teacher.  (just noticed the poster next to you). Scott Are there any unattractive Japanese women?

Dave you are having so much fun, you are sucking up the attention so much you sound like a pool drain.... Scott...we were thinking aobut you the other day...seems that there are some "Female Stalkers" lurking about...they are pretty brazen...I was thinking about sending them your way...you are single, and they are very easy.... Russ

That's right...maybe an emotional vacuum (??) Aah, what else am I gonna do if it's there and I'm bored? Some people are embarassed by it I suppose. No one's ever accused me of false modesty (or any other crimes of modesty).

Dave

Hi Scott,

I was talking with a friend while walking down the street and we agreed that at least 90% would not be  "thrown out for eating crackers," all the way up to those who were more than 10 years our senior (we're pretty old).

Dave

 

Geezuz NotDave!  You are a stud muffin. LOL  I can see you are 'notenjoying' this.  Damn  man.

Hi Bob,

Yes, it's really really hard!

Dave

Judging by the ladies hand gestures in the first picture, maybe there is something to gaining an inch for every 30 lbs lost.  Dave you really are a stud...and I'm not gay....not that there's anything wrong with it. Sonny

Sunny,

That's hilarious! Never thought of it that way. Maybe starting way in the back (eww...) !!

Dave

STUD MUFFIN!