VSG Alternative.

I asked the medical staff at the Kaiser weight loss clinic why they don't develop a strain of sterile, hypoallergenic tape worms. Then I could waddle into the clinic and toss down 3 or 4 tape worm eggs. Eight months later, I could return as skinny as a starving kid in Africa, take a vermifuge to flush those puppies out, and Bob's your uncle. But, I guess not too many insurance plans would fork over 10 to 15 thousand for some tape worm eggs. Way too much greed in the weight loss business. Hope you have a great day! Fred

Sounds good to me, let me know if you can find a source on the black market for those worms!   You may have something here!! 

OMG......you crack me up!!! "and Bob's your uncle".....omg you need to go into comedy my friend! thought I was gonna choke on my coffee readin this....lol woooooo that was fun love ur humor Sherri

Ya know...Once I started reading this, I thought, this HAS to be a guy posting this....  OPPPSSSsss!  It is! lol... 

Hi Fred, Your joke is funny, except for the "skinny, starving kid in Africa" part.  I don't know, maybe it's just me, but when I read about skinny kids in any country starving, I just can't laugh.  I'm sorry, maybe it's just me...maybe I'm just being too sensitive today.