phred posted a discussion topic 5 years, 7 months ago

National sex week!  We are asking everyone to give till it hurts.

And remember, if you give at the office you do no


phred posted a discussion topic 5 years, 7 months ago

For the loved ones now gone—yours and mine—
And the friends that we've lost, we repine.
Let us lift our champagne,
And sing out a refrain,
Of that bittersweet song,


phred posted a discussion topic 5 years, 7 months ago

GET YOUR DAMNED REINDEER OFF MY ROOF!


phred posted a discussion topic 5 years, 10 months ago

Halloween is approaching; it's clearish
I plan to appear buccaneerish.
I'll wear red pantaloons
And round
 earrings, lik


phred posted a discussion topic 5 years, 10 months ago

The Decalogue, given to Moses
By Jehovah, was no bed of roses.
It made moral demands,
And today it still stands,
Though it's often ignored, one supp


phred posted a discussion topic 5 years, 10 months ago

Since my pain's grown too powerful, drug me;
Bring my lo


phred posted a discussion topic 5 years, 10 months ago

It's his arrogance holding the floor
As he talks like his word should be law.
I'd like to rebel
With a firm, "Go to hell—
You obnoxious unspeakable bo


phred posted a discussion topic 5 years, 10 months ago

Being obese, in itself, is a curse.
Comorbidities make it much worse—
Even harder than hell
To become really well—
And a drain, sad to tell, on the purse!


phred posted a discussion topic 6 years ago


Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He unde


phred posted a discussion topic 6 years, 7 months ago


Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard.


phred posted a discussion topic 7 years, 3 months ago

Does your antiobesity mean
You prefer only folks who are lean?
Do you worship the thin
And think fatness is sin?
I'm your man, six-foot-two,


phred posted a discussion topic 7 years, 3 months ago


Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He unde


phred posted a discussion topic 7 years, 3 months ago

Being obese, in itself, is a curse.
Comorbidities make it much worse—
Even harder than hell
To become really well—
And a drain, sad to tell, on the purse


phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 2 months ago
Appropriate usage??? - I'm delighted to say that I've mastered The appropriate usage of bastard: It's a person who's bred By a pair who weren't wed, But were too much in love—or too plastered.

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 2 months ago
Mary Poppins time! - Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He u...

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 5 months ago
Snicker --- - Being obese, in itself, is a curse. Comorbidities make it much worse— Even harder than hell To become really well— And a drain, sad to tell, on the purse.

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 5 months ago
Next week is National Sex Week! - Please give till it hurts! And remember, if you give at the office you don't have to give at home!

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 5 months ago
Bitch - When I talk of my troubles, I bitch.In my character this is a glitch.When I constantly kvetch,Folks feel sick, and they retch,And they think they've been cursed by a witch.

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 6 months ago
Per Oscar Wilde, bigamy is having one wife too man - and so is monogamy!

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 7 months ago
Don't bother me--- - I'm watching Mike & Molly!

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 7 months ago
And now on to ---- - For the loved ones now gone—yours and mine— And the friends that we've lost, we repine. Let us lift our champagne, And sing out a refrain, Of that bittersweet song, "Au...

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 7 months ago
Lust down under! - A randy marsupial named Reeves, Went down on the whores tween their knees, But when they'd ask for money, He'd say "Listen Honey, A koala eats bushes and leaves."

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 8 months ago
Question - Does your antiobesity meanYou prefer only folks who are lean?Do you worship the thinAnd think fatness is sin?I'm your guy, six-foot-two, 113.

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 8 months ago
Let it be resolved --- - I think that I will never see, A girl refuse a meal that's free,   A girl whose thirsty eyes aren't fixed, upon a drink that's being mixed,   A girl who always doesn't wear,...

phred posted a discussion topic 8 years, 8 months ago
I don't care who you are fat man --- - Get your goddamned raindeer off my roof!
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