Need advise!

Kaiser has this new plan where I can be a volunteer fat donor. They say I have enough belly fat to save the lives of at least four anorexic teen agers. Then they went around and looked at my butt and started giving each other the high fives, and whooping it up. I said "What?   What?" They said they could get enough butt fat off of me to flash freeze and put in their frozen fat bank which is two doors down from the frozen sperm bank.  Said it would be great for when fat donations dropped off. So, what do all of you think?  Should I be a fat donor, or hold out for the sleeve? Be honest! Thanks, Fred

Fred, I think you need to remember your CRAZY PILLS EVERY DAY !!!   I needed a laugh though, and you are always able to help me out!

Dang, you almost had me. I was going to donate my last 30 lbs.... Susan

I just HAD the sleeve but WHERE CAN I SIGN UP?  ;-)  I would even be willing to help some skinny housewife get a J-Lo BUTT!  THEY pay for this, RIGHT?  (yea, I know it's a joke).