Ladies only, Please

phred
on 5/11/08 1:56 pm - CO
      

 Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! .... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.'

Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof! ... He was turned in to a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN
HANDLE IT!

'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!'

 

 

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Tracistrying
on 5/11/08 2:05 pm - Somewhere in, WA
 Belly Laugh Already have sent it on!

Hugs, Traci    DD=264            SD=245        CW=148       GW=150     I'm 5' 7"  

 

beachesgal
on 5/11/08 10:34 pm - Pace, FL
VSG on 05/20/08 with
 ROTFLLOVE IT!!! 





 

HUGS & LUVZ TO YOU!  Donna

kayebadoe
on 5/11/08 11:25 pm
VSG on 08/11/08 with
Now that was funny!!!
I don't have any regrets, they can talk about me plenty when I'm gone....Bob Dylan
(deactivated member)
on 5/11/08 11:29 pm - Central, AZ
That's funny!
Katt C.
on 5/12/08 1:24 am - Livonia, MI
TOO FUNNY!! I copied, pasted, and emailed ths one on...  thanks, phred! ((HUGS)) Katt

"God measures a person not by the width of their waist, but by the size of their heart."

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