In the beginning
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~ In the beginning, God created Broccoli, Cauliflower and Spinach, green and yellow and redVegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live Long and Healthy Lives.
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Then using God'sSatan created Ben and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, 'You want chocolate with that? ' And Man said, 'Yes!' and Woman said, 'and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles.' And they gained 10 lbs. Satan smiled.
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And God created the healthful Yogurt that Woman might keep the Figure that Man found so fair. Satan created Ben And and Jerry's Ice Cream great gifts, created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth ~
And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 24.
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So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad.' ~ And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
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God then said, 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables, and olive oil in which to cook them.' ~
So God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it ' Angel Food Cake,' and said, 'It is good.' Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
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Satan then created chocolate cake and named it 'Devil's Food.'
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God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. ~
And Satan gave cable TV with
a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained 60 pounds.
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Then God brought forth the Potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. ~
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained 70 pounds.
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God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. ~
And Satan created McDonald's
and its 99-cent double Cheeseburger. Then said, 'You want fries with that?' And Man replied, 'Yes!Satan said, 'It is good.' And super size them!' And ~ And Man Went Into Cardiac Arrest.
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God Sighed and Created Quadruple Bypass Surgery.
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Then
Satan Created HMOs.
~ In the beginning, God created Broccoli, Cauliflower and Spinach, green and yellow and redVegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live Long and Healthy Lives.
~
Then using God'sSatan created Ben and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, 'You want chocolate with that? ' And Man said, 'Yes!' and Woman said, 'and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles.' And they gained 10 lbs. Satan smiled.
~
And God created the healthful Yogurt that Woman might keep the Figure that Man found so fair. Satan created Ben And and Jerry's Ice Cream great gifts, created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth ~
And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 24.
~
So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad.' ~ And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
~
God then said, 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables, and olive oil in which to cook them.' ~
So God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it ' Angel Food Cake,' and said, 'It is good.' Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
~
Satan then created chocolate cake and named it 'Devil's Food.'
~
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. ~
And Satan gave cable TV with
a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained 60 pounds.
~
Then God brought forth the Potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. ~
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained 70 pounds.
~
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. ~
And Satan created McDonald's
and its 99-cent double Cheeseburger. Then said, 'You want fries with that?' And Man replied, 'Yes!Satan said, 'It is good.' And super size them!' And ~ And Man Went Into Cardiac Arrest.
~
God Sighed and Created Quadruple Bypass Surgery.
~
Then
Satan Created HMOs.
I'm doing well Dorothy...thanks for asking. I am spending less time on here and more time living my life now. I am always on facebook looking for updates on my new granddaughter, LOL. Working a lot and looking at updating my kitchen and dining room again...Picked out the paint yesterday, and still considering what tiles to put on my kitchen counters...but it is that time of year when one needs to spend more time inside...and I have that creative bug starting to rouse its head. I am also thinking about painting my kitchen cabinets but I know that is an aweful lot of work..and not sure how hubby would feel about helping me...LOL
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