NSV.... JEANS BABY...
I went on a quick bank run… and some how ended up at target. Go figure. I grabbed a few items I needed… cat food, scented candles… the cats don't always smell so dandy… and then ended up in the clothing section… uh-oh.
I stumbled upon a cute pair of jeans. Being the brave girl I am I grabbed a size 7 and said **** it (well not out loud) and checked out. I don't need to try them on, I mean they have to fit right. I get home and unload all this **** and the girls who work for me come in and are like "what did you get… what did you get?!?!?!" One of the girls pulls out the jeans and was like "Jen, these are tiny and this brand runs super small you're nuts, even after the tuck, NO WAY these wont fit!" and Im like "well I saved the receipt we will see baby… we will see." After she Leaves for the day I drop my pants and try these bad boys on… I have to like pull each leg of these skinny jeans up with all my mite, shimmy my ass in there and move my belly out of the way.. but these mother ******s zip and button!!!! I may have the worlds largest and most painful muffin top of all time but they ******g fit…((ish!)) After Monday I will be golden in my faded ripped skinny jeans…. Yeah baby…. well maybe a lil while after Monday Im assuming Ill be living in boxers and wife beaters for some time….
Yeahhhh ME!!
I stumbled upon a cute pair of jeans. Being the brave girl I am I grabbed a size 7 and said **** it (well not out loud) and checked out. I don't need to try them on, I mean they have to fit right. I get home and unload all this **** and the girls who work for me come in and are like "what did you get… what did you get?!?!?!" One of the girls pulls out the jeans and was like "Jen, these are tiny and this brand runs super small you're nuts, even after the tuck, NO WAY these wont fit!" and Im like "well I saved the receipt we will see baby… we will see." After she Leaves for the day I drop my pants and try these bad boys on… I have to like pull each leg of these skinny jeans up with all my mite, shimmy my ass in there and move my belly out of the way.. but these mother ******s zip and button!!!! I may have the worlds largest and most painful muffin top of all time but they ******g fit…((ish!)) After Monday I will be golden in my faded ripped skinny jeans…. Yeah baby…. well maybe a lil while after Monday Im assuming Ill be living in boxers and wife beaters for some time….
Yeahhhh ME!!
SW 229 
CW 136 
Ha ha! Honesty time.. I have had my size 1 post tummy tuck jeans tucked away into my closet since before my VSG! Lmao.. And every few months I pull em out, squeeze my tummy into them.. And giggle at the idea of them fitting without the overflow.. I think literally whooped out loud the first time the *****es fit.. Muffin to***** On is on girl!
I am still loving life with my sleeve! Been maintaining at or below goal for over 4 years!
"People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within." - Ramona L. Anderson
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