Friendship makes you fat.... FML

SO… I have recently taken up hanging out with Jimbo. He's kind of amusing. Always down for whatever adventure I have planned and wears a lot of pink. I like pink. The downside to Jimbo is… he is my friend… What a dick right?!?!
What do we do with friends? Oh, Ill tell you what we do with friends…
WE EAT!!!!
Jim and I have enjoyed some amazing things over the last few weeks, none of which were crunches or leg lifts!!! We've had a whole ******g array of cake pops, some nachos at Chevys, peanut butter cookies… Oh and of course carmel ******g bugles…. and last night… CARROT CAKE in some kinda rum carmel sauce! So we have made a collective decision…
WE MUST BEHAVE!
Jim text me at 10:59 last night… his text read "I think were outta control!" Well, he's right.
I am a social eater… and friends are bad for me so **** JIm, Im done!… hahaha I kid I kid… we have decided… We are going 'POP' starting… this morning… POP meaning "perfect on plan" Nothing off plan or there are consequences… and no Waffle and whips are not part of the consequences though I have a feeling he would enjoy said consequences…
If you cheat.. period a single bite, you buy all the drinks when we go out. When didn't restrict alcohol in this challenge as it is imperative that Jim gets laid and well without a drink… how the **** is that going to happen? And well without a few AMFs I could very well die. Also, if someone suggests food when were together, they get punched… and owe the other money… or something like that.. the vicodin had kicked in by then and I was just agreeing to ****… FML
All that being said.. I have not gained any weight.. Im not sure about Jimmy boy but I don't think he has either. We just don't want to **** up what were got going on… meaning our rocking bodies not the meaningless friendship.
Here are a few pics to commemorate the new foundation of our friendship… VAINITY….

I forgot to add that if you've found your self slippin' don't trip… we luff you… go POP with us!!!






And just for the record Jim… texting me this ****… is just wrong you ******g cheater!

Girl, you're posts crack me the **** up! I love reading them.

You need to publish a book, The Adventures of two Js!

You are beautiful! Did Jim have WL also?

 Hi there,
Yes Jim has a sleeve as well. He is on OH as JIMBO. He has lost 330 I believe….

WOW! That is amazing, glad you two have each other to support. Off to find his pictures...

No I didn't.........i'm just naturally hot/thin  ignore my signature line hahaha!

LMAO!!!  This post was hilarious :)  That cake and chili cheese Fritos look damn good though lol.

I've cheated quite a bit myself in the recent past.  Made several trips to Cake in a Cup for the most amazing cupcakes ever.  Thank God I didn't gain any weight from them.  I've been back on plan strictly for a few weeks but have now hit a damn stall :/

 Umm cake in a cup… **** me that sounds amazing!!!

LOL!  Oh believe me, they are!  They won on a recent episode of Food Network's "Cupcake Wars" :)

Hahahahah I agree your post was hilrious.
I am glad you both had fun and I am glad you both are
getting back on track.   That is soooOOooo CQQL you hang out
together.