Friendship makes you fat.... FML

 Mmm carrot cake!

 LMFAO.  I look forward to your posts, I say **** a lot but I bet you ******g beat the **** out of me :).

I'm at the point where I can eat ANY ******g thing I want and not pay consequences (restriction still ***** me up).  I call this the do or die time, occasional indulgence or losing ur ******g mind...cookies, chips...DAMN this is hard :)

I'm glad that you've excluded alcohol from the banned substance list, I'm married but let's face it, I need to be drunk to get some azz too, even from wifey :).

You are awesome, sorry for all the profanity, I figure anyone who ******g reads Jenn's **** won't get offended by **** or **** :).  

But seriously, you look great, Jimbo is a ninja, and I look forward to reading posts from both of you guys.  Too bad I'm so far away, I wanna be part of the cool crowd too.  I'll just sit my azz in the country and chill :)

LOL You know my ass aint offended!!! And you're so right. Anyone with an aversion to the word **** …. is probably already avoiding my ****! **** ya no… drinking… equals no loving… or at least loving that is lacking in a bit of the hair pulling and lip biting if ya know what I mean! Wish you were closer so we could get you drunk and leave your ass naked in a shopping cart on the wifeys porch for some good ******' lovin'!!!!

LMAO.  U WILD AS HELL.

That's why I look forward to your posts.

And yeah, I know all about lip biting.  Not tha ones on the face either.  You plus me plus crown plus vicodin = massive killer ******g ******  And yeah, I'll beat jimbo down if I have to :)

I don't think Jim is much of a fighter.. you can so take him… Id prefer you guys wear spandex and duke it out in the mud… is that do-able? And no worries Jim likes pink so you can have the purple leotard…. 

well *****don't let the pink fool ya....i ain't no punk!

It's not the pink Jimbo...it's your love of penises.


Ha ha ha ZING! 

well...many penises...are pink?   so there ya go....bro...take yours for instance...that last sext you sent me was ....hmm how should I say?   Pretty in "pink?'  ha ha ha ha !  double ZING!

No spandex mami, gotta let the nuts hang.  That is against the playa rules.

I only wear black, blue, white, or grey.  

You guys are awesome tho :)

 Alright… you win this time… don't get used to it… ha