You might just be a sleever...

When the only part of dreams you can remember is that you ate a huge plate of pasta! ... Or whatever food you might dream about.

(seriously, I had a dream last night and that's what I remember most!)

....When you get free meals at restaurants because the server thinks you didn't like your meal (when your really feel like a stuffed turkey)

When you get tanked on a free sample of wine at the store.....

... when you might as well call the 4 green beans on your plate "garnish" as you can't fit them in after your 2oz of steak.

...when you start asking the centerpiece on the kitchen table what kind of day it had  because your family left you still eating 30 minutes ago.....


Ann

 That's really funny!  I'm worried about that as I'm the slowest eater by far now.  I think a meal is going to take me 45 min. once the surgery is done.

These are great!!

When your family apologizes for eating in front of you...

OMG!!!! Too funny!!! You all just made be bust out loud laughing (needed that)!!!

And for all of you on the pre-op fast (me), you know it takes a lot to laugh about anything right now so I would like to add one for the fasters:

You know your fasting (okay, liquid protein diet), when you open a small can of cat food (to feed the cat of course,HaHa), and take a big whiff thinking, HHHMMM, not bad!!!!  


8 days into the pre-op diet, 6 to go........

when you are hangin with normal friends and dont realize that you havent eaten (i still do not feel hunger at all and have to remind myself to eat) and they say, hey lets grab dinner and you say, wow i feel like Edward from twilight reminding myself that those humans have to eat...hahahaa

When you become a carb nazi...

When you feel super accomplished for drinking your water requirement before lunch.

great thread!