Naughty Naughty NSV with pics...(food porn)

Okay this is ridiculous... and kinda naughty....
While chowing down on my delicious In n Out cheeseburger tons of saucy lettuce dropped into my lap... did it stain my new Victoria Secret Sweats... OH NO IT DIDNT BABY!!!! it fell onto the amazing lil paper mat they provide... Why is this so life shattering... in the past... my drippings never made it to the mat... they ended up on the tatas or my round fatty lil belly... Not this time muthafucka... not this time.
This time I had a nice lil paper mat covered in thousand island dressing and lettuce... on my LEGS!!!! Who knew???? I had no clue that **** ever made it onto your legs???? I always wondered what the **** they thought that mat was going to do for me... as a fat girl I needed a ******g big ass bib if I was going to be protected!!!
Thanks lil sleeve ... I love you
PS... I ate super well today... I earned this happy lil burger!!! I had one shake for bfast... and 4 whole wheat cracker, 4 lil cheese squares and 4 lil pepperoni slices for lunch... yaya...  it was from my yummy target platter baby!!! 

OMFG In the photo are you kidding me?  That is just cruel and unusual, in the photo.  Who does that?

lol!

Anxiously awaiting the days that my tatas no longer catch the drippings!

:::In an old british womans voice:::
"Naughty Naughty... Naughty Naughty." lol
You look great girl... miss you and the gang.

In n Out Burgers are the best!!  I haven't had one since I lived in Santa Rosa.  They are soooooooo good!

OH WOW, I love(d)my burgers of any kind but now the bread just kills me.  Feels like 10 lbs of lead in my gut.   Funny about the food falling on you.  I always had all these little grease spots on my shirts and couldn't figure out why. . . DUH! 

Sooo.......let me get this straight....I was at a support group meeting drinking a protein shake....and eating peanuts....and you were out havin I-N-O?  You know I love that ****!!  Where's mine??  Selfish B!  You owe me!!

 LOL I sent you pics of the menu dont act surprised hahaha

And that does......WHAT?? ......for me??

you two remind me of an old married couple.  wish i lived out west--you guys sound like fun.