newbie and tmi
OMG you had me laughing. I didn't have much of a prob after the first 3 or 4 days but I had to laugh because my husband had the surgery on December 3rd and when I read him your post he said, "So true, so true. " He still doesn't have trust : )
Kudos to you and your wife and hang in there. The farther along you go the more you will have the opposite problem (in my opinion : ) because so little fiber.
LOL! I would say about 2 weeks. I am 4 weeks out and had a "dont trust a fart" moment today though. I haven't had that for about 2 weeks now. I think it was this soft protein bar I ate.
The Fart Rule as I see it:
As long as you are in the Liquid In, Liquid Out stage all farts are risky! Once you hit purees, softs and then solids it gets better and better. Eventually, you'll be begging for the ****s again. The constipation is what kills me th most with this surgery and eating plan that follows.











