fat ugly vaginas????? Yes people I did say VAGINA

You all are hilarious! My DH had to comment the other night that mine was getting boney and kinda hurt him. I had to laugh because I was finally the one with the BONER!!!!

YOU GIRLS ARE TOO MUCH!!!  THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THREAD!!!!!   So, where does that leave us single gals????  I didn't know they even did anything to reduce the mons area!  Does it hurt much after?  How long is recovery before sex again?   Thanks for the hilarious thread!  Have a wonderful new year everyone!

Mine is horrible and between that and my stomach skin I will not be dating much less having sex until I get some plastic surgery. There is no way I would ever let anyone see this if I wanted them to stay around. Ugh.

hmm interesting subject but.... If you notice down below (hehe) I am having a "giny" lift on wednesday :) My inside giny remains the same (according to my SO) but the outside is a different story. I could go on and on but I'll spare yall..you can thank me later. My plastic surgeon was planning on doing a abdominoplasty on wednesday but then when he called me on the phone for a question I mentioned my giny area and he said maybe we'll do that first. I'm thinking wow ok a whole sepereate procedure for a lil ol giny? So I go in for preop and strip.  He take one look at my giny and says to his nurse "set up the procedure for a mons repair".  I said wow that bad huh?  His concern is that I would be under general much to long for his comfort if he does both mons and abdominoplasty. Sad really. I could have given a burn victim a whol body load of skin to graft and then some..already. Anyway thats my situation and I am looking forward to not looking like I have a "package" going on down there. For heavens sake my package is bigger than my So's :/ I wanna nice lil giny back :D

oh god that is so funny. I think of a elephant trunk when I see mine. The futher the legs go apart the longer it hangs. And makes a poot noise when you move....oh god I hate that....not pretty...at all....I would never go out of the house pantieless...I would trip...on it...no thongs or g strings in my future...what about yours????

Amy

LMAO Amy - The image I got in my head of you trippin over that.. hahahaha "oh are you ok?!?" "yes I'm fine, my heel got caught in my vagina, happens all the time"

I had a lower body lift/vaginal lift(can't remember the exact name of that surgery) but it's AMAZING how different I look down there. It was SO stretched out, I couldn't fit it into my underwear, it stuck out on both sides. NOW, it looks WAY smaller and fits into my underwear nicely. I didn't even KNOW how stretched out it got until I lost 182 pounds and it just hung over and I used to play with the excess skin. I also got more sensation back after the lift.  You guys are too much, you shouldn't hold back, tell us how it really is!!!

On January 1, 2008 at 5:42 AM Pacific Time, Lexi_K wrote: LMAO Amy - The image I got in my head of you trippin over that.. hahahaha

"oh are you ok?!?" "yes I'm fine, my heel got caught in my vagina, happens all the time"

LOL! What an image this brings to mind.

Of course, technically speaking, I think you were imagining Amy getting her shoe heel caught in her vulva/labia, not her actual "vahjayjay". Think "low-hangin' labia".

The ability to get one's shoe heel caught (or really, *stuck*) in the actual vagina would require some SERIOUS flexibility on the woman's part. As in, contortionist or gymnast/ballerina-type flexibility. Maybe someone in Cirque Du Soleil could pull it off.....

well I can be very bendy...

mmmmmmmmm let me see......

Amy

I was actually going to say "***** flaps" but thought better of it.. crap i did it anyways, oh well