You may regret THIS one. The longest post I've ever written. Seven years of regret?

It scares me how much you and are really alike.....except surgery choices.  I too have seizures, RH, and can't qualify for disability because I don't have enough credits.  And telling a potential employer that padded walls and floors are needed as a reasonable accommodation for me to work there tends to end the interview right there and then.

I. Can't. Win.

Glad I'm not alone.

xox
Tammy

p.s. Wish I could get so many cents per time I use the terms "fuctard" and "****waffle." Hell, I could make a living at it.

 I can't get hired by STARBUCKS.

My last outside work before seizures was as a barista.

Starbucks, man.  What a slap in the face, right?

Starbucks was my last place of employment. I had a seizure at work a few months into working there. Thankfully, my store manager at the time knew what seizures were and never threw me under the bus. I continued with Starbucks for 2 years before I got so sick and couldn't handle anymore. I haven't worked anywhere since then, except the occasional catering job I get asked to do. I just don't have the energy to be able to go into catering full time. Some days I make my kids eat cereal for dinner. Hard to be taken as a serious caterer if once a week your kids do General Mills and not something gourmet. LOL

 Oatmeal many nights here.  

PB + J, or soup tonight.

You need to write a book. Seriously. Just compile all your blogs and WHAM. Instant book.

I would buy it.

Hell, after getting sucked into SM's book from BE, I think I'm owed a better book on WLS and life thereafter.

Which reminds me....need to order from Andrea......

xox
T.

p.s. BBQ Chicken Legs, Mexi Mac-n-Cheese, Corn, Roasted Asparagus, and Seedless Watermelon. 

 That was the first book I read.

I was disgusted by the self-indulgent "I have money" ideals, THEN.  This was years ago.  Now that the woman wants me stuffed on her mantle -- I might have burned it.  I make money on the sale of it on Amazon sometimes, people think they're getting a "how-to" book.  

Seriously...my copy is under a wobbly table keeping it straight. I found a use for it after all.

Please don't take this personally, but I doubt she wants you stuffed on her mantal. You would clash with her decor.

 I thought, sideways, like a fish, no?

What is she gonna mount you on? An over sized computer screen? Oh wait. Maybe she will just trap your poor body in wax like that B horror movie Paris Hilton was in. She could have standing in her foyer greeting her visitors....while with your eyes you desperately try to signal innocent victims to run - RUN FAR AWAY!

But maybe you will get lucky. Maybe someone will steal you.

(I'm thinking the watermelon is making me a bit loopy)

 No, she'd likely hire me to sell ****

I'm a good salesperson.