On the first day of Christmas my WLS Gave to ME...
12-steering wheel lower
11- moving the seat in the car close to the steering wheel before I start driving
10-crossing my legs
9- getting off my meds
8- giving cloths to Goodwill and the Salvation Army
7- shopping in the petite section, size 6-Thank you very much
6- making my rings smaller
5-go on airplanes and amusement rides and fitting into the seat
4-eating out and ordering from the children's menu and still have food left over,
3-able to wear Victoria Secrets sexy undergarments,
2- more energy
AND
1-men's expressions as they check my a** out, then holding doors open and starting conversations.