Funny & true !

Another thing that kills me on the subways are the perverts..and they come in both genders. 

U usually see perverted guys bouncing back and forth with his crotch against some woman's arse...I've seen several guys get cussed out. 

However, the funny one is I was hanging with one of my brothers on night.  He was holding onto the pole, trying to keep his balance on a crowded train.   Some woman was standing in front of him, close to the pole..I swear we thought she was purposely rubbing her breasts against my brother's fist..I guess he was just enjoying the ride...I mean what could he do? Pull his hand away, saying "Woman, please refrain from rubbing ur bressess against my hand" 

lol. 

  I guess all kinds of things are going down in NY these days.  



 

Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

...The chores.
...The stores.
...Fresh air.
...Times Square

You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there.


Plum - that was too funny!  You NY people are helping me narrow my choices of places to relocated down quickly.  I just crossed NY off the list.....lol!   I am accustom to some  Southern Hospitality.

my point exactly Pretty lady...so am I.

I might be from here, but Im not of here.

I only came back cause I was spending an arm, leg and some back chubbs to get here from Jersey for work.

Im truly a country girl in every other fashion.  Problem is I have 12 more years before I retire.

Shucks !

Hope all is well......hugs !

i prolly wudda called a "sissy- azz- looking nicca"...beit right or wrong...i gotta slick tounge...