So How long after surgery did you....

Well, I had an Open RNY procedure and was in a hellish marriage so he didn't ever get anymore. 

But it really is best to follow your surgeon's advice, don't want to bust a stitch or anything.

Girl where have you been hiding???? I didn't know you had open now I have whole new set of questions to ask you? Are you going out of town today or tomorrow? I need to call you.

Girl, these "folks" have me working on some new stuff, I wasn't hired for this mess!  I've been here, just in lurk mode. 

I'm not going this weekend, we're doing the flip-flop.  You know I don't get cell service at work so shoot me an email or I'll call you when I leave.

Call me when you leave. I am leaving work early.

Ok, I'll call ya.  You doing the "Neci" today eh?